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Apr 21, 2012
9:50 PM
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a seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and take turns boasting of their adventures on the eq2 plat high seas. the seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, hook, and an eyepatch. the cheapest wow gold seaman asks "so, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" the pirate replies "we were wow gold in a storm at sea, and i was swept overboard into a school of sharks. just cheap wow gold as my men were pulling me out a shark bit my leg off." "wow!" said the everquest 2 platinum seaman. "what about your hook"? "well...", replied the pirate, "while my men and i were plundering swtor credits in the middle east, i was caught stealing from a merchant and the punishment for theft in the middle east is the loss of the hand that steals" "incredible!" remarked the seaman. "how did you get the eyepatch?" "a sea gull dropping fell into my eye.", replied the pirate. "you lost your eye to a sea gull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously. "well...", said the pirate, "...it was my first day with the hook."
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